New Florida State Symbols
Gov.
Jeb Bush held a
special news
conference in
Tallahassee
today to inform
the people of
Florida of new state
symbols. The
changes take
effect
immediately
and must be
implemented by all
official
agencies. The
changes
are as
follows:
The Florida State
Flag will now be a
blue
tarp...............
The license plate
symbol of two
oranges will be
replaced by a
chain saw.....
The new State song
will be "
Blowing in the
Wind"..................
The
state motto will now
be..."Oh my
God, Here
comes another
one".....
The new
state beverage will
be.............anything
with an alcohol
base.
The new
State tree will be
.any that
are left
standing at the
end of
hurricane season.
The new
State Bird will be
the
"whipper"will.............
The new
State nickname will
be "State of
Disaster"................
However, keep in
mind, that Disney
will be the
"last man
standing" as
they
are up and
running...............